Conversation with Grundy

Conversation with Grundy's Sister...what a blast that was

Brooxy says:

Grundy

Brooxy says:

oh ur so sexy

Brooxy says:

i would eat you for breakfast any day

Grundy’s Sister says:

thax

Brooxy says:

oh uve got me goin

Brooxy says:

the paroxide in ur hair

Grundy’s Sister says:

this ant p

Brooxy says:

mmm delicious

Brooxy says:

oh Grundy

Brooxy says:

i think we should have sex this weekend

Brooxy says:

i love u so much

Grundy’s Sister says:

this ant preston

Brooxy says:

WHAT????

Brooxy says:

who the fuc is this?

Grundy’s Sister says:

its his little sister

Brooxy says:

omg, this is prestons girlfriend greg

Brooxy says:

whats ur name little one?

Grundy’s Sister says:

kate

Brooxy says:

well do u want a threesome with me and preston?

Brooxy says:

since ive let u in on our dirty weekend secrets

Grundy’s Sister says:

mums whatching

Brooxy says:

hi prestons mum

Brooxy says:

id have u 2

Grundy’s Sister says:

omg

Brooxy says:

did that offend u?

Brooxy says:

preston has a good lookin mum

Grundy’s Sister says:

omg

Brooxy says:

preston is soooo sexy

Brooxy says:

do u reckon hes hot?

Grundy’s Sister says:

who prest

Grundy’s Sister says:

u are starting to scare me

Brooxy says:

yes!

Brooxy says:

do u like preston?

Brooxy says:

i wish he didnt live in strath

Grundy’s Sister says:

as a bro i do

Brooxy says:

he can sleep with me any nite

Grundy’s Sister says:

who is this

Brooxy says:

i live at 99 fairfax road, north adelaide

Brooxy says:

this is his girlfriend

Grundy’s Sister says:

oh rite

Grundy’s Sister says:

u insect

Brooxy says:

well they call me cart

Brooxy says:

cat

Brooxy says:

coz my names caterina

Brooxy says:

but also coz im look a bit like a caterpillar

Grundy’s Sister says:

weirdo

Brooxy says:

well thats what they call me

Brooxy says:

call me wierd, but they call me cat

Grundy’s Sister says:

are u a guy

Brooxy says:

and also coz me and preston had a threesome with a cat

Brooxy says:

no, im his girlfriend u ninja

Grundy’s Sister says:

u are gay

Brooxy says:

but i like preston

Grundy’s Sister says:

i dont like u dont talk to me

Brooxy says:

and im a girl

Brooxy says:

dont be like that

Grundy’s Sister says:

well

Brooxy says:

me and preston are getting married soon, he said hed ask me to marry him this weekend at the formal

Brooxy says:

im goin with

Brooxy says:

him

Brooxy says:

and ur gonna have to be my sister in law

Grundy’s Sister says:

hes going with emily

Brooxy says:

yeah well thats my real name u butt nuggett

Grundy’s Sister says:

a friend from kimba

Brooxy says:

they call me cat coz i look and run like one

Brooxy says:

i know that

Grundy’s Sister says:

ok whats her last name

Brooxy says:

my last name?

Brooxy says:

well i dont let that info out because its not good for my personal safety

Brooxy says:

ill give yuo my fone number

Brooxy says:

how about that

Grundy’s Sister says:

quess what i all ready know her last name fancy pants

Brooxy says:

u konw my last name?

Brooxy says:

he wasnt sposed to tel u til we got married on the weekned

Brooxy says:

hes not keepin his word is preston

Brooxy says:

do u think ur mums good lookin?

Grundy’s Sister says:

do u no emilys last name

Brooxy says:

I AM EMILY, JESUS

Brooxy says:

far out, yes, i do know my own name

Grundy’s Sister says:

hahahahahaha

Brooxy says:

but no i dont want to tell u just incase ur trying to find out info about me and tryna play tricks on me

Grundy’s Sister says:

what is it then

Brooxy says:

im very sensitive on these issues

Grundy’s Sister says:

lol

Grundy’s Sister says:

cya

Grundy’s Sister says:

chow

Brooxy says:

what r u doin

Brooxy says:

i need to speak to u

Grundy’s Sister says:

and why is that

Brooxy says:

because ur my god dam sister in law

Brooxy says:

doesnt preston tell u these things

Brooxy says:

do u reckon presotn has a big dick

Brooxy says:

i remember last week when he jammed it rite in me

Brooxy says:

he got the best out of me

Brooxy says:

hes got paroxide on his pubes

Brooxy says:

that got me goin

Grundy’s Sister says:

look freak i am getting really pissed of at u so cut the crap and tell me yr real name dammet

Brooxy says:

its emily ok

Brooxy says:

i thought ive told u already

Grundy’s Sister says:

or im out of here

Brooxy says:

but it is emily

Grundy’s Sister says:

got it

Brooxy says:

how else can i prove it

Grundy’s Sister says:

whats yr last name

Brooxy says:

i told u cant tell u that

Grundy’s Sister says:

then punk

Brooxy says:

its part of my religion

Brooxy says:

im homoethiopian atheist

Brooxy says:

its a very different and strange culture

Brooxy says:

its based in antarctica in a cold, dark cave

Brooxy says:

is preston home?

Brooxy says:

i miss him so much

Grundy’s Sister says:

ive known emily my whole life ok she only lived in kimba for 9 yrs

Brooxy says:

yeah ok im not the real emily, ill admit it

Brooxy says:

but my name is emily

Grundy’s Sister says:

oh no sorry 15 and a half

Brooxy says:

im emily squigglenut

Grundy’s Sister says:

hahahahaha

Brooxy says:

i didnt want to tell u my last name coz its really weird

Grundy’s Sister says:

dont lie

Brooxy says:

and i thought ud laugh at me

Brooxy says:

well u did laugh at me

Brooxy says:

no im serious, look at me in the white pages

Brooxy says:

im the one with the 1900 number

Brooxy says:

get a lot of raunchy customers, not to mention preston

Grundy’s Sister says:

ok if u know my bro whats his last name

Brooxy says:

grund

Grundy’s Sister says:

middle name

Brooxy says:

man hes my phiancee

Brooxy says:

gee i donnow that??? i havent bothered asking

Grundy’s Sister says:

why not

Brooxy says:

im more interested in his looks

Brooxy says:

hes a sexy man is preston

Grundy’s Sister says:

cya u weirdo

Brooxy says:

dont go

Brooxy says:

PLEASE

Grundy’s Sister says:

why not

Brooxy says:

i love preston

Brooxy says:

and uve got the same germs as him coz ur from the same family

Brooxy says:

so i kinda like u 2 in a way

Grundy’s Sister says:

all yr doing is lying to me so whats the point in staying

Brooxy says:

im not lying

Brooxy says:

ok i lyed about the fact i was emily from kimba, but thats coz im very embarased about my last name

Brooxy says:

and im not happy that u forced me to say it

Grundy’s Sister says:

cya

Brooxy says:

dont go

Brooxy says:

i only just know u

Brooxy says:

and ur a top bloke!

Grundy’s Sister says:

dont bother to try and talk to me unless u dont lie to me got it or ill block me

Brooxy says:

i proomise i wont lie again

Grundy’s Sister says:

Brooxy says:

do u forgive me?

Grundy’s Sister says:

i dont believe u

Brooxy says:

u dont believe that my religion is from antarctica?

Brooxy says:

u should open ur eyes, there are other places in the world other than strath

Brooxy says:

its a big world out there

Grundy’s Sister says:

yes i know that

Brooxy says:

please dont judge me by my first impressions

Brooxy says:

im a sexy lady

Grundy’s Sister says:

guess what

Brooxy says:

umm hot chips tend to be hot?

Brooxy says:

i donow, i give up, u win what is it

Grundy’s Sister says:

im a girl to asshole

Brooxy says:

ur a girls asshole?

Brooxy says:

who? mine? shit no wonder my ass is butt ugly

Grundy’s Sister says:

fuck yr dumb cya

Brooxy says:

im dumb?

Brooxy says:

my dicks pretty numb

Brooxy says:

but not dumb

Brooxy says:

wana fuk? id be glad to cheat on preston witt u

Grundy’s Sister says:

so yr a girl but u have a dick how fasanating

Brooxy says:

yeah just tucked into my pocket

Grundy’s Sister says:

and no

Grundy’s Sister says:

lol

Grundy’s Sister says:

cya

Brooxy says:

oh cummon

Brooxy says:

its a once in a lifetime oppurtunity

Brooxy says:

im quite hot

Grundy’s Sister says:

Brooxy says:

i do like to wear cricket pads around

Brooxy says:

so u mite see me around the place

Brooxy says:

padded up for the next ball

Grundy’s Sister says:

not

Brooxy says:

did u just touch my penis?

Brooxy says:

i felt something come from strath

Grundy’s Sister says:

omg

Brooxy says:

and it wasnt prestons

Brooxy says:

he has a much more firm hand

Grundy’s Sister says:

bbs

Brooxy says:

bbs?

Brooxy says:

do u like that tv channel

Brooxy says:

its very good isnt it

Brooxy says:

very educational

Grundy’s Sister says:

be back soon

Brooxy says:

NO DONT GO

Brooxy says:

i luv u imensley

Brooxy says:

will u marrry me?

Grundy’s Sister says:

cya

Brooxy says:

its very emotional

Brooxy says:

have u gotta tissue box nearby