The Great Banana

News, Dispatched at A Reasonable Velocity

New News:

27-01-2005: Emma's Part

Back to the same location of before, this time we had Jack and Barty joining myself and Newbery.  We got there and it wasn't so large but yeah.  A few stories was swimming in the pool with these random Mercedes people, swinging on the recliner swing, chatting up uni chicks..to drive us home (though we never ended up that way coz someone threw a biscuit at her), playing piano and scaring the girls in the process, walking along king william to get driven into town and then to maccas (which was FUCKING shut)...but the story of the night...DEBBIE DOES DALLAS...the moment had arrived.  Me and jack settled in (the other 2 snaked us at about 10 30) and cranked it in the DVD player.  His dad walked in..but we played is safe and cranked channel 3, which was some shopping channel..then later on his sister came in...she caught us, jacks reflexes were sloth like.  He then took me home but in the process left it in the DVD Player.  His dad found it and ordered it to be thrown away. Such a sad outcome...tho...debbie hasn't left yet, she's still nesting in Jacks top drawer.

Old News:

25-01-2005: Debbie Does Dallas

Pretty fun night.  We went to the bottle-o on Greenhill road on the way to Burnside pool and got ourselves set. We arrived at the pool to a mega shafting from Lisa, but little Miss Shelley came across and tried to keep us on board.  Bored, me and sack pretended to go to the toilet...but mysteriously disappeared...where we saw Tom Millard.  We decided that we wanted to leave so we were tryna get Newbs to hurry up and stop talking to her and get in the car, but Millard followed.  Knowing that we couldnt take millard we were pricks about it and drove off.  Anyway we got back to Newbs and walked to bartys.  We were greeted by about 10 pac guys we havent seen for a long while and their respective New Zealand billets.  Hamo was the only decent bloke there...tho he gave me wierd looks.  Me and sack were prity big assholes in the swimming pool singing songs and having drinking races.  We got the call from Rachel to say lets meet up and her, Killey, Jordy, Janelle and Charlotte came to Newbs house and we had a nice discussion and stole a few signs and did all the wierd shit.  Killeys fone got stolen by two assholes who drove past us (PAC Old Scholars I might add).  They left and as they left Newberys next door neighbour came over to have a chat to us. So we had a chat to this 25 year old guy for about 2 hours and then went to sleep...half way through the night at about 5 am Jack woke up and said LETS WATCH DEBBIE!! realising he had no cords for the DVD Player, newbery said ok lets try and the computer...that didn't work either.  So we left the house disappointed but with hope for the future.

24-01-2005: Emma's Part 1

Don't remember much about this one apart from Me Newbs and Alex Skuse starting a bit of a gang. The oral sex gang, it all started coz I was giving my bottle head and then she joined etc.

20 - 01 - 2005: Alex's....Party

An interesting story here...it was to be Alex's party but due to her being caught out on the day and getting grounded for a while whack of time...she didn't attend.  The party moved from her house to the park just down the road from her house.  It was a small party but there were lots of familiar faces.  The cops rolled up due to disturbances, and our night was yeah...not many stories but not such a bad night.  Alex did make a brief appearance at the end to say g'day.

18-01-2005: Historical City to Unley Walk (Written by Victoria who spent some time writing it so I thought it would be nice to put it up....a story you'd have to be stoned to enjoy properly)

Lucy, Nick and Tor headed off on their historic walk from the City to Unley, spirits saddened by Alex Killeys inattendence.  First stop was to sportsgirl where lucy bought a top, finally deciding on a yellow small after much delibiration. Following this they headed to tor's work at subway, hindley st. to get half price cookies, lucy bought six, but we all ate them (everyone scabs off lucy). We then continued our journey down hindley st, lucy very excited about heading towards stormy's brothel.  We walked a fair way, but stopped for about 20 minutes in front of a backpackers hostel, where tor bought water and we discussed many issues...it was here that nick stole some letters from a sign, pretty exciting stuff! We kept walking a bit further but needed a rest break at some park where nick ditched a full water bottle at some bird so we could see its wings (according to Lucy they were massive). We kept walking down some street having a fight about where we actually were...we found out at the end that we were near king william rd. I was wrong. me and Lucy fought about whose house we would go to and we decided on mine after nick stepped in with the phone flip...but after Lucy told us to go down some street we got lost and caught on tram lines and almost died.  So we walked round some tram/bike track thing and got to king wiliam rd. after a pointless detour, we decided to go to the BP so Lucy could buy me and nick slushies (again we scabbed off lucy) they were really good and lucy flashed her boobs so we could get them cheaper (not really..i think she may just go to BP so much they no her..very sad) anyway we then walked a bit more. We walked past BWS having a discussion about whether nick could get served buying alcohol (he could) we finally got to lucys house because mine was too far to walk and we were tired.  For some reason Lucy decided to tell her brothers that nick was my biznitch and that we were going to the loreto formal together...so apparently we're going out now...so we got to lucys, drank our slushies and looked at some pics on lucys computer..finally we set off on the last part of our journey...video ezy, which was a fair way from lucys house so we needed a few rest stops.  We walked all the way to unley shopping centre where we had to stop because i was about to wet myself, we had a rest stop there and then walked finally to video ezy, where we encountered some major hottie twelve yr. olds on skateboards, nick wanted them bad, but lucy and i held him back and stopped him from screaming to them that he wanted their sex...this was where nick left lucy and i. It was sad...but we got over it, lucy and i walked to my house where my mum was shitty cos it had taken me four hours to get home from town....and then finally lucy walked back to her house and it was the end of our walk

13-01-2005: Jules parky party

Jules had a 16th party at Langman's reserve which was filled with Marraytville people and a few loreto people and myself.  Pretty...odd night but it wasnt so bad, not many stories to share apart from the guy who ripped up the drink fountain.

01-01-2005: Happy New Year!!

Welcome to the New Year!!  For many of us it will be a tough year as we head into year 12, but for others it could be a year of many quality things.  This website shall continue into the new year and as it is the new year, my resolution is to help this website get updated as it has been having problems lately with myself not being bothered to do anything with it.  Those who want to gimme some ideas about improving the looks or feel of this website as I like to call it, are more than welcome to do so in the guestbook located to the left of screen.