2004 News

Reflect upon memories

21-12: Sarah's House

Sarah had a night in where a few CBC's Zac and Ben came, and then I filled up the rest of the male side of things.  The girls included Sarah, Amelia, Alex, Erica, Victoria, Lucy, Sizey and Beth.  3 girls to 1 guy...not too bad.  The night was pretty fun, good story when we got chased by Millowick's brother en route to her house to say Gday.  I ended up being semi-grounded because I said I was staying at Newberys house, but newbs rang my home to ask if I wanted to do something, but Dad asked why dont you ask him, he's at your house.  So in the end I got caught up due to fatlegs incompetence at covering things up.

04-12: Catchup time

Long time no see, umm yeah this news page is updated too often so I thought I'd tone it down and just talk about Amelia's.  It was a solid night, the only thing I can pick wrong with it is some prick changed the song when The Last High was on.

09-10: Liberal wins Election

Wrong headline but it was the same day, we went to Scott Bryant's party which was pretty good for most, personal shit ruined mine.

30-09: Grounded

Went to some Urrbrae chicks house and got grounded by my parents for a week for not complying with their policy.

28-09: Port Elliot

Randomly supercool and organised at midnight the night before, me and Newbery went to Port Elliot expecting to go whale watching, but just as we got off the bus we noticed 3 girls walking past, one with red hair.  We couldn't pass up the opportunity to greet them, although we had to run at a fair pace because red goes fast. We soon caught up and noticed we knew them already, stonergirls, it was M10, Katerpilla and Rach...she needs a nickname.  They led us back to Rach's where we were greeted by Marilyn Manson blasting away upstairs, so I naturally had to enquire why TDW's wern't playing.  Newbs and I got naked and changed clothes so newbery could wear my bathers at the beach because he didnt bring his own, even though we were going to the beach.  While Rach and Katerpilla were sunbaking, Newbs and I covered M10 with sand so she couldnt move and uhh she loved it even though she said she didnt.  Anyway we soon got booted outta the house coz they wanted to go meet some other people, which I dont think they actually ended up doing, but this was the turning point of the trip.  We went to the Fish and Chip shop for dinner in which we were greeted by a chop of a shopkeeper who wouldnt stop starring at us, especially when we payed for everything with pretty much 10 c coins, although Newbery was wearing a headband which gave away our innocence.  We went to P.E Primary school where we had a nice chat about a certain persons mum, in which Newbery proceeded to admit he thought she was better than average.  We saw these footys and basketballs stuck in the gum tree so we spent about half an hour trying to get them down with the end score being 2-0 my way coz Newbery can't aim for shit. Moving on towards Victor Harbor decided to grab a few 'Brian Deegan' and 'Alexander Downie' posters before we noticed Mitre 10 (the real thing) and just as we walked past with our tongues hanging out, 40 minutes into our trip to Victor we getta call from the pretend M10 saying 'come back we needa speak' so we came back just to hear that her mum wasnt going to be goin to bed till 10 so they wouldnt be out till then.  We soon got bored and went back to Victor which took us overall 2 hours only to sit on a bench. Blame that one on Newbery, but we ended up comin back.  On the way back we walked along the train tracks so we didnt get lost and noticed some guy layin rubber on the road up ahead, I tried to get the camera pointing in the right direction but was too far away and by the time we got there he had decided it would be good to leave.  So the girls rang saying they were out so we said we would be 15 minutes, which ended up to be an hour or so so they cranked out this other guy Saxon who they all loved to adore.  He was there when we got there but soon left only to realise about 30 other guys rocked up in their fully sick commodores coz theyd been kicked outta the CV Park.  They came over to us, Are You Guys Fucking Camping Here?  Ready to be beaten up we ended up being a big happy family of homeless dicks.  They told us their story and soon the girls had to leave as their motherbear caught them escaped from their house, so it was me and newbery and 30 other guys kicked out of the CV Park, and one guy, Connor, persisted at climbing up Rachels wall into their upstairs room to tell them their fucking boring.  He came back about an hour later to tell us he didnt know how and wanted a smoko.  Whilst this was going on we proceeded to prank a random number on 1800 REVERSE, which turned out to be a mother looking for her son, Ryan.  We pretended to be him claiming he was in Victor Harbor drunk as a dog and needed her to pick him up, after about 10 minutes she hangd up.  We were kinda cold but didnt wanna go to bed so we lit a fire next to the fone box.  Cooked snags and bacon on it at about 5 in the morning.  These guys left at 7 because the cops arrived after getting complaints about having a fire.  We stayed and froze our scrotums because the girls didnt come out and give us our jumpers and we were only in a t shirt and shorts.  Probably the most painful experience, knowing our jumpers were only 30 metres away.  The girls reappeared at 11 o clock and we went for a walk along the rocks and urr yeh theres a little gap there I dno what newbery did, but yeah.  We then went to the bakery for a bit of a bake up and had some pies and shit, caught the bus and went home.  Great trip.

19-09: Newbs does City to Bay

Newbs has officially run 12k in the City to Bay fun run, which isn't really that fun if you think about it.  But the point is he came 1027th out of 5000 or so and he scored a time of about 55:33.  He also lost 17 calories, so if you see Newbery around the place, shake his boobies and they have less bounce.

19-09: Brooxy does shoot as a girl

I have done a very beautiful shoot as a girl, and I will be getting heaps of the photo's up here soon enough, but here is a few in the mean time...

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15-09:   Barty does shoot

Tom Bartlett has done a shoot at school and it is up on the website. Take a Look.  You can order any photo for only $24.95 for a limited time only, we're raising money for the Road to Recovery.

14-09: Donate money to the Andrew Newbery City to Bay Fun Run September 19th Fund

Newbs is running in the City to Bay fun run this weekend and he needs YOUR support, please donate all schrapnel and overseas coins you may have to Mr Newbery, if you have a gold coin give it to me, much safer in my hands. He is number 3560 so watch for him on TV.  Might even have some photos if you ask nicely.

I now have the weather report, work out for yourself whether or not Newbs will get blown off the track or sunburnt or whatever.  I hope the sun doesn't effect his fat leg

Preston Grund.....well, we can confirm he has won dead shit of the month for the next 12 months, and here is a classic example....Preston makes out with a German random, Marie.

Looks like he's proud of his fish he's reeled in.

And just like Rex Hunt, he has to give it a kiss.