The Great Banana

An interview with Newbs dispatched at the hands of Brooxy

Name: Andrew Colin Ford Newbery

Birthday: 4/5/88

Sports: Cricket, Soccer and 4ths Footy (Number 1 Draft Pick)

Claim to Fame: Natural different sized calfs and feet

Brooxy says:

what do you like doing in your spare time?

Newbs says:

bitsa this and bitsa that.......bloking off roads and watching clowns dance on poles

Brooxy says:

oh cool, clowns dancing on poles are supercool

Brooxy says:

umm

Brooxy says:

oh yes

Brooxy says:

do you like the dandy warhols?

Newbs says:

they are rather dandy i must say

Brooxy says:

well thats why they called them selves the dandy warhols i guess

Brooxy says:

the name of the chick you like is......

Newbs says:

name Alex Gordan

Newbs says:

hope its spelt right

Brooxy says:

haha

Brooxy says:

what are some things that really piss you off

Brooxy says:

like really get on your nerves

Newbs says:

ummm many things

Brooxy says:

name some

Newbs says:

u, nick, brooxy

Newbs says:

to name a few

Brooxy says:

thanks mate

Brooxy says:

anything besides that fag

Newbs says:

not a huge fan of most asians, people talking about u and u would have a clue what the hell they are talking about (that doesnt make lots of sence but ahh well DEAL WITH IT!), stupid imature jokes

Brooxy says:

haha you are the pinnacle of stupid immature jokes sonny

Newbs says:

hahaha i know... nothing wrong with a shit joke to break the ice

Newbs says:

sonny wtf is that

Newbs says:

a take off of sony

Newbs says:

or a poor atempt at sorry

Brooxy says:

sunny...sunny jim

Brooxy says:

you hate asians....yet you play soccer, a sport where asians reach their full potential

Newbs says:

i said MOST not ALL

Newbs says:

if u look up websters dictionary u will find they have differant meanings

Newbs says:

whats wrong with soccer

Brooxy says:

well if you ask me, asians are somewhat similar

Brooxy says:

theres a lot wrong with soccer, it makes me look exciting

Brooxy says:

but thats not the point...next question

Brooxy says:

describe an asian that you dislike in 3 words

Newbs says:

speakmyfuckinglanguage, antisociablyannoying, painintheass

Brooxy says:

im sure pain in the ass for you is not a worry

Brooxy says:

thanks newbs...i love you so much

Newbs says:

love u to nickolas

Brooxy says:

care to join me tonight?

Newbs says:

ur place or mine

Brooxy says:

mine

Brooxy says:

dont tell gords

Brooxy says:

she mite get jealous

Newbs says:

dont worry i wont so long as u dont tell ash

Brooxy says:

   oh this is gonna be so cool, they will never know

Newbs says:

i cant wait, i just hope this time will be as good as all the others

Brooxy  says:

well when u get deeper into a sexual relationship, things become much more enjoyable...especially when ahh we use really really cool things

Brooxy says:

dont worry, i have the latest model

Newbs says:

oh good i cant wait